January 2011
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Fuck you whore.”
“To him she seemed so beautiful, so seductive, so different from ordinary people,...”
– Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Gárcia Márquez (via bloodisthenewblackk)
I don’t like having longer nails. It doesn’t help me with masturbation.
“i’d love to help you guys, but i think I’m about to poop out my own...”
– Sarah S.
