The Academy sent me a carrot cake. It’s the worst tasting carrot cake I’ve ever tasted in my whole life. I don’t want this carrot cake.
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Today I got my first vibrator. It’s blue and super cute.
As I get older I realize that secretly I’m a prude, but, man, it’s so cute!
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